Enough of all that. My parents raised me well, and they taught me that being a good winner is just as important as being a good loser. To that end, my gift to Georgia Tech, a poem by Sean Connery on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy.
"Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I can't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.
Suck it, Trebek."