Okay, so today's Weird Yahoo! Search of the Day has to go to "'josh massey' apocalypse."
Um, Josh? Something you'd like to tell the class?
Update: The Strange Google Du Jour is "threat ACG." Now, come on, y'all. Is that really necessary? Is that nice?
Or maybe they're implying that I'm a threat. That my hands are lethal weapons. That my mind is as a sharpened stiletto...