Okay, so a friend of mine was just about to leave to get her much-anticipated boob job when the phone rang. It was her husband, calling to let her know that the truck they'd been bidding for on e-bay was theirs.
Said my friend, "Wow, honey, you've got to be the luckiest man in the world. You got a truck and your wife's getting a lift kit in the same day."
I just about wet myself laughing.