Thinner, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much--a pig in a cage on antibiotics.
Thursday, June 07, 2007
On harsher penalties for parole violators, Stan
Go to your room, young lady!
Okay, so Paris Hilton has been released from jail after serving less than five days of her 23- (down from 45-)day sentence because of "undisclosed medical reasons." Those medical reasons? Not liking jail. She will, instead, be serving her time confined to her $3.1 million Hollywood Hills home with a monitoring ankle bracelet that totally doesn't go with her shoes.
New penalty for driving drunk, driving without a valid license, and violating probation? Getting grounded.
Awesome.
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