Okay, so you're an innocent, defenseless toddler. You're being raised by a series of nannies and by two young, stupid, unproductive, societally noncontributive, Cheeto-scarfing parents. And the responsible one is Kevin Federline.
Poor, poor Sean Preston and Jayden James.
Please, Britney, go back to rehab. If it helps any, you'll get this nice, shiny, Not-Even-Random Ten, because if anybody deserves 30 days of therapeutic attention, it's you - and if anybody deserves a court-appointed guardian, it's your poor kids.
1. Jimmy Buffett, "Why Don't We Get Drunk"
2. Aerosmith, "Crazy"
3. Kahr, "Naked"
4. Alana Davis, "Crazy"
5. Dixie Chicks, "Voice Inside My Head"
6. Leann Rimes, "Crazy"
7. Kay Starr, "I Love Paris"
8. Gnarls Barkley, "Crazy"
9. Shirley Bassey, "The Party's Over"
10. Britney Spears, "(You Drive Me) Crazy"