Okay, so what is (oddly enough) worse than watching the White House press corps kiss the collective Bush administration ass for six years at a stretch?
Seeing Mary-Kate Olsen get a byline in the New York Times.
That's okay, really. Seriously, it's fine. Honestly. I'll just be over here, running my fingers through the still-burning embers of my journalism degree, weeping softly and trying to replace one pain with another.