Okay, so everyone has been wondering what's up since Britney got skinny, filed for divorce, got chunky again, started hanging out with Paris Hilton, started flashing her girly bits to the press, got dumped by Paris Hilton, passed out in bars, traded clothes with strippers, and has since
ducked in and back out of rehab and then
shaved her head and got tattoos. Some might characterize this as exhaustion, nervous breakdown, or even rebellion against the management team that has been controlling her life since she was a kid. I think the answer is much simpler.
She's tired of people wondering whether
the drapes match the carpet.
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